May 09, 2024
May 03, 2024
Did she send angry face emojis?
what did you do, Jon, to tick Liz off this time?
Better go over to Liz’s house and beg her forgiveness!
SUPER FUROUS
Give her flowers and chocolates.
Women, the masters of reverse psychology.
No,no,no,no,no Jon – she is mad about you!
And this is why I don’t get a girlfriend.
jon can read her mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least she doesn’t have to rely on Arbuckle to change her litter box.
He’s learning…….
Next time you play your accordion for Liz, don’t start off with the Too Fat Polka (a Frankie Yankovic favorite).
Yes ma’am No ma’am. I’m a man I’m wrong. I just don’t know how, so I’m covering my bases…..
Garfield is pretty self-absorbed even for a cat. If you have task him how your girlfriend is feeling, you know you’re extremely unobservant.
Any possible theories as to what crazy antics Jon did this time?
“Its not you its me”.. in reality its REALLY YOU.
“I’m not mad” quite often means “I feel hurt by something you did, or didn’t do”
Always tough when received as a text – no voice tone or inflection. But the fact that it wasn’t accompanied by a smiley face emoji should’ve been a clue.
Must have given him the middle finger.
What did Jon did to make Liz mad
She’s FINE. Just FINE! And if you don’t know what you did, it’s not HER problem.
Spinoff strip for Garfield and Liz: The Fat And The Furious
I wish they would get married and have kids it would make for lots of new jokes
yeah ask that liar to forgive you.
Whatever happened to just sitting down and talking about your problems?
Is there a “begging and pleading for forgiveness” emoji on that phone?
Women don’t speak in riddles, they speak in opposites. Eg. if a woman says “Fine!” You know darn well nothing is fine.
It’s time for divorce
Usually.
Trying to converse with a woman you’re involved with through text? It never ends well. Ever.
Use that phone to open the biggest bouquet of roses they have, Jon.
I’m sure she is……….
Dare I ask what Jon managed to do this time…?
Oh yeah, you’re done for lol
Jon has an Apple phone, but Garfield probably has a lasagna phone
codycab about 2 years ago
Did she send angry face emojis?
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
what did you do, Jon, to tick Liz off this time?
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Better go over to Liz’s house and beg her forgiveness!
MiriamYang about 2 years ago
SUPER FUROUS
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago
Give her flowers and chocolates.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 2 years ago
Women, the masters of reverse psychology.
in.amongst about 2 years ago
No,no,no,no,no Jon – she is mad about you!
The Collector about 2 years ago
And this is why I don’t get a girlfriend.
just being here about 2 years ago
jon can read her mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
At least she doesn’t have to rely on Arbuckle to change her litter box.
DaveG1960 about 2 years ago
He’s learning…….
mrcooncat about 2 years ago
Next time you play your accordion for Liz, don’t start off with the Too Fat Polka (a Frankie Yankovic favorite).
zerotvus about 2 years ago
Yes ma’am No ma’am. I’m a man I’m wrong. I just don’t know how, so I’m covering my bases…..
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago
Garfield is pretty self-absorbed even for a cat. If you have task him how your girlfriend is feeling, you know you’re extremely unobservant.
geese28 about 2 years ago
Any possible theories as to what crazy antics Jon did this time?
nathan.sheriff3 about 2 years ago
“Its not you its me”.. in reality its REALLY YOU.
Grace Premium Member about 2 years ago
“I’m not mad” quite often means “I feel hurt by something you did, or didn’t do”
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Always tough when received as a text – no voice tone or inflection. But the fact that it wasn’t accompanied by a smiley face emoji should’ve been a clue.
rondm66 about 2 years ago
Must have given him the middle finger.
Clarence about 2 years ago
What did Jon did to make Liz mad
Tentoes about 2 years ago
She’s FINE. Just FINE! And if you don’t know what you did, it’s not HER problem.
delennwen about 2 years ago
Spinoff strip for Garfield and Liz: The Fat And The Furious
piperw about 2 years ago
I wish they would get married and have kids it would make for lots of new jokes
spitinizi about 2 years ago
yeah ask that liar to forgive you.
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
Whatever happened to just sitting down and talking about your problems?
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Is there a “begging and pleading for forgiveness” emoji on that phone?
J. R. M. about 2 years ago
Women don’t speak in riddles, they speak in opposites. Eg. if a woman says “Fine!” You know darn well nothing is fine.
Comicfan (C) about 2 years ago
It’s time for divorce
AustinKniga-Bartlett about 2 years ago
Usually.
Kradix about 2 years ago
Trying to converse with a woman you’re involved with through text? It never ends well. Ever.
lunapeachie about 2 years ago
Use that phone to open the biggest bouquet of roses they have, Jon.
WentHulk about 2 years ago
I’m sure she is……….
Dragoncat about 2 years ago
Dare I ask what Jon managed to do this time…?
Johnny Appleseed about 2 years ago
Oh yeah, you’re done for lol
OdieWorldPeace about 2 years ago
Jon has an Apple phone, but Garfield probably has a lasagna phone