Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 28, 2022

That’s the way it often is with me; I can’t get sleepy unless I’m not in bed.

Sometimes I have nights like this.

Ya thought these sheep are doing it for free? In your dreams, Horace! In your dreams!

the pillow is laughing too loud

Watching Netfleece, eh, horsie?

Ask your doctor if counting sheep is right for you

If your sheep are still jumping after 4 hours, consult your veterinarian

Was it a Netflix, or Disney hostile takeover of Sheep, Inc.?

One leaping sheepy, two leaping sheepy…

the sheep left the dream cloud to the tv.

Is that a Pay per View or Pay per Ewe Channel?

I see the sheep got themselves a sweet network deal.

Re-run.

Probably had to pay a subscription fee first in order to watch it, too.

The Insomniac Side of the Horse

The “Poker Channel” works faster.

Worst way to go to sleep is to be thinking about anything consciously.

When sheep eludes you…