Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 22, 2022

Johnny Appleseed didn’t have anything against some good ol’ apple jack!

Actually, he was spreading seeds and saplings for the primary purpose of making cider.

I watched Mike Rowe’s series about whiskey and America. They said that hard apple cider was the reason for the apple trees. It was the most popular drink at the time because of the lack of refrigeration at the time.

Got an uncle that is possibly related to that very branch.. perfect match of the feet for sure.

“And they called them the Apple Dumpling Gang.”

Ying and Yang

Don’t forgot their cousins Sam Adam and jack dan as well

There is something in there about sowers and reapers…….

where’s Johnny Applepie?

He’s hard pressed.

Sammy was needed because not all the water in America was clean. The alcohol killed the bugs and germs.