Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 19, 2022

If he’s a kid, shouldn’t he be a maggot? The audience would eat that kid even if he wasn’t bombing.

Ah, we is back on the planet of the giant frogs. Bribbitt!

I know Poughkeepsie well!

Open mike night at Kermit’s.

The kid didn’t “bomb”. He was exactly what the audience wanted.

Ouch! That’s what happens when you follow Kenny Banya!

“Ahhh, comic relief.”

uhoh…he was supposed to be in the soup over at Fusco Bros. later today

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Buzz off kid before you become dinner

A fly by night club.

So much for the fly in the soup gag.

Wonder if he tasted funny…..

Haha I’m not far from Poughkeepsie. Right over the Mid-Hudson Bridge!

..and I thought they were in France!