WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 31, 2022

…and the support of an ACME rocket motor

I always suspected as much.

On a related note that would explain the rabbit’s recent hare loss issue.

Lance’s pet?

Fox news reporters, which one did Biden call a Stupid son of a Bitch?

Must have had some “hare-of-the-dog”.

You could say "Performance-enhancing " was what the MSM did to help Biden win in 2020. Now look where that’s gotten us!

he used friends & family in the Bugs bunny cartoons

Gotta watch those ‘roids. They’ll make your underplate shrivel up and fall off…

And the sleeping pill I put in his water cup before the race…

Honesty comes in all creatures great and or small…and fast and sloooow…

“beaten”

Yah.. those drugs turned that hare into a real zombie.. made him run around in circles till he died. Wasn’t a fair race at all considering.

As I very clearly recall, it was actually a series of identical tortoises. No drugs required.

Coated his shell in Turtle Wax, slid into the finish line.

Talk about a hostile press.

I know some stand-up “comics” who could benefit from performance-enhancing drugs.