Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 22, 2022

At first I was going to say that modern watches don’t tick. But the surgeon probably left his Rolex inside Ziggy.

He could’ve dropped a bomb inside him when doing surgery.

I’ll watch out for that

What’s concerning about that, nurse?

Hmmm…OK I’ll “watch” it

Well listen nurse, if you have the time. I want your “second” hand opinion.

The doctor wants to find out if (and for how long) it will keep on ticking.

That is one thing that you do not want to hear in a hospital. “Oops!” is another one.

The Doctor says not to worry, it was just a cheap knockoff!

If he hears a ticking, he’ll soon be fleaing.

His doctor was John Cameron Swayze.

as the alarm goes off!

We hear a flapping noise from your butt.

Years ago I was sitting in a very quiet kitchen with my landlord’s house sitter and I could hear her ticking.

I asked about it and she told me she had an artificial hear valve. That’s what I was hearing tick.

adding that to my list of things I don’t want to hear my surgeon say

Rolexes dont tick

What? The surgeon doesn’t have an iWatch?