Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 12, 2022

Gary might get lucky tonight.

Sheila is really cute…in the first panel. I wonder which is the real person?

Works for me.

If you could just shift back to your prior shape, we’ve got a date.

Gary, for the last time now! Stop meeting my ex girlfriends!!!

Heyy! That counts as a double date, right? (Although some would prefer a “blind date” in this case)

“I came; I saw; I coughed up”

Wait a while, Gary, the girls all start getting prettier at closing time.

Leo would have loved this thing….

“…and I’ve got eyes for you!”

She just has to be good looking enough to turn you on.

SHE, I got to meet……

Shapeshifters give new meaning to kinky.

Usually you don’t see that transformation until the next morning when you’re sober.

No doubt it’s the best offer Gary has had in awhile.

reminds me of my first wife!

This has potential.

I never can understand why attractive human women would ever go to the Hammered Henchman in the first place! You certainly won’t find attractive human men there!

“. . . come up with . . .” :)

Some vampires have 700 years of unceasing Bad Luck.

Gary will never find a woman who could love him for what (ugh!) he is….

Go for it, Gary