F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 15, 2022

Virtual social skills??

Metahead

Hon? … Hon? … Hon? …

They’re virtually separated.

Shake it first.

Coming right up. (He’s going to be wearing it)

To be totally realistic, he should be in complete darkness since the sun set hours ago and he hasn’t noticed to turn a light on. I speak from experience.

If not, your expensive VR gear is about to get soaked with orange soda. People present in a room should have priority. It makes me crazy when someone interrupts a phone conversation long enough to tell me the obvious fact that they are on the phone but refuses to answer a simple, brief question.

Sad but true…..

YET???

Set the game to drinking berserker mode and give him 3 meads.