Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 03, 2022

And so Nancy found out she’s still in charge of making eggs.

So if this gigantic spatula can’t be found anywhere on Earth, where CAN Fritzi get a gigantic spatula from?

Sure thing. Now where’s that box of bran cereal?

She sounds like Audrey Two.

This clip from Uncle Buck immediately crossed my mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xMzpiUpfo

How can she breathe with her face in a pillow?

Replace Aunt Fritzi’s name with Jon, and you’ve got a Garfield cartoon.

I’m kind of disappointed that the final panel didn’t have Fritzi walking into the bedroom with a giant spatula.

“Cornbread. Now.”