WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 03, 2022

Little do you know, Honey, your sport there paid $250 for that gear just to impress some 20 something Hottie!

I compete in extreme sleeping.

Yes. Yes it is.

Being Extreme (or, rather X-Treem) was more a Gen X thing. If he’s 40 he’s a millennial.

Yeah, wait until you hit your 60s!

I’m in my 70s … Getting up off the couch has become an extreme sport.

After 60, you’ll be aching exercise or not.

It’s the walking that matters. Longer is better than “extreme” and easier on your body. Remember that life is not a competitive sport. Walk as long as you can; rest; walk more later. Just keep walking. We all get to the same place … eventually.

You wasted money on a helmet and poles just to go walking on a city street?!