Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 20, 2021

The bane of my existence.

Honey Caw is one to crow about.

Autocorrupt.

Delivered to you by Santa Flaws. Ho ho ho!

Looks like it’s going to rain dear.

Chest nuts.

Do they still have the pink toe truck in Seattle off the exit from I-5?

How about Santa Claws and Raindeer?

Picture of a bunch of geeky-looking guys playing board games (chess nuts).

Jolly old Saint Nicholas with extremely long fingernails (Santa Claws).

Most of these are better than reality, except for the toe thing.

Wrist-mas Cookies

The footcake one is my personal favorite.

It can be a rudolph awakening.

Missile toe?

You could hang your stockings on the Christmas knee.

I can relate to this right now. Sorry if I have typos; I got a shoulder replacement December 14th, and typing is rough.

I’d rather eat feet than fruitcake

Muletide blessings

Automisscorrect.

The footcake contains sapient pears from the Discworld. If no one wants to eat it, it can double as Luggage.