Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 05, 2021

I didn’t know they made lavender gun oil.

Anyone who grew up in the ’80s has a secret power ballad of shame.

When The Children Cry by White Lion is a real tear-jerker of a song, for sure!

It’s in your blood, Rip, like that White Lion earworm is in your head.

Geez, kid. All you’re getting is something that goes rat-a-tat-tat. You could’ve held out for a grenade launcher attachment so you could make things go boom as well.

KA-GUN OIL!

A touching reunion. (Sort of.)

KA-Feelings, whoa whoa whoa KA-feelings

ka-chanel

That brings back some crazy memories..