Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 15, 2021

She’s got big feet. Or big shoes at least.

She’s going to have one maxed out card when she gets it back. If she gets it back.

I wonder when he will find out that she has been using one of those cardboard credit cards she keeps getting in the mail?

Maybe they’ll throw in one of those bridges people keep buying.

… and here’s the email address of an African Prince you may find interesting…

Spam, the computer kind, costs almost nothing to produce.

Almost nothing is a lot more than absolutely nothing, so there must be some reason people spend almost nothing to produce it. That reason is that there are people out there gullible enough to believe it.

Given what I’ve seen of conspiracy theories, I can believe there are people out there like that: “It’s too good to believe, so it must be true.”

Do you promise?

They really don’t have to do this – they just wait until you try to file a claim.

And if you object, you don’t need it.

I can’t see this working, a woman and her credit card are never departed.