Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 21, 2022

He needs to rotate the tires.

Ask your wife. Bet she’ll know what to do.

Yabba Dabba Doofus

Check the headlight fluid. Also, there is no air in the tires.

Somebody find Fred Flintstone. He knows how to make it work.

Use your feet

With the wheels mounted that way, I’m surprised he got the headlights right…

Have you “spoke” to others about this?

I have mechanical background and see no reason why this wouldn’t work..

Did he invent that for his pet crab?

I wouldn’t buy one because it doesn’t have a CD player but someone who’s only going left or right might want it.

The first all wheel doesn’t drive?

“Me call it Yugo”

Just drive sideways.

Put another ring on each set at 45° will work ×

Yabba Dabba Don’t.

Call Uncle Wiggly; he’ll fix it. It’s only the plinkity-plunk biting the wizzie-wazzie.