The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 16, 2021

Instead of Gold, Frankinsense and Myrrh he is left with “Lead, stick incense and a tree shaped air freshener!

He must be the first guy that screamed J**** C***** – even before Jesus was born.

The Three-Eyes Man doesn’t show up until Hallowe’en.

Immaculate conception? Joseph should have asked for a paternity test.

just find a woman you don’t like and give her the house and car…

All my exes live in Texas.

It’s a vicious circle we live in….Lord!!

Joseph replies: “Technically, I’m actually not the father.”

" … but I’m sticking with them anyway."

Funniest comic of the month.

Witness the birth of the fairy tale…

Back then, they could have three wives at the same time.

Funny

Hey Joe, none of my business, and I’m sure you love him like your own, but the kid doesn’t even LOOK like you.

Good advice Joe!

“Next on Jerry, Joe says the kid’s not his so he doesn’t owe child support OR alimony… "

Best comedian joke on this subject, No woman ever marries a man with less money then she has, women are way smarter than a man.

Hey Joseph! There’s some guy named Larry King here to see you.

Blasphemous. Simply blasphemous.

Heh, and the kid ain’t even his. :)

That’s a huge stable. I wish my house was that big.