FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 22, 2022

Anything to make himself useful in life.

Rodger should forget about the novel and write a “How to” book:

How to Become an Overachiever in One Week or Less

It’s simpler to buy a shiny red sports car.

If you need to ask you kid for help with your med-school essays, I don’t want you as my doctor.

Well, the Peace Corps, the Democrats and the Republicans, and the casting people are having a good laugh!

Just go buy a sports car. It will be cheaper in the long run.

Well Roger, you are a loser who is going nowhere in life. That’s what you get for not applying yourself in school.

I’m curious about that band.

And studying brain surgery

Roger. Take a moment and think about who you’re talking to.