John was a dairy farmer and his cows always were blue ribbon winners at the country fair. His neighbor Joey had a prize stud bull. So one day, John called Joey and arranged for the services of the bull for John’s top award winning cow. Joey said, “No problem, but I can’t make it. I’ll have my daughter Suzy bring the animal over.” John replied, “Wonderful. I have to take care of a problem on the far side of the farm so my son, Jake, will be waiting for Suzy.” Suzy arrives and Jake is astounded at how pretty she is. While Jake and Suzy are sitting on the fence, the bull gets to business with the prize cow. Jake moves a little closer to Suzy and says, “You know, I’d like to be doing that right now, too”. Suzy tells him, “Go ahead. It’s your cow after all.”
Oddly enough, ’twas my mother who told me this joke.
Steve’s BUTT light joke a couple of days ago reminded me of a story that I may have already told on RBION. If so, I apologize but I’m gonna chance it! A guy goes to the Urologist for his very first digital prostate exam and when he returns home his wife asks how it went! He said" Well it wasn’t fun I can tell you that!" “the doc had me drop my pants and my drawers (In Kentucky vernacular) and bend over from the waist.” “Then from behind me, he put his right hand on my shoulder and…….no wait…he put his left hand on……damn that sob put both hands on my shoulders!” Jofers out!
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
Bresse Jadford One time I was 18 years old. One time I solved 301 Rubik’s cubes while balancing on a bicycle.
One time I was 601 years old. One time I was 17 feet tall.
May the Lord be with you.
Bilan over 2 years ago
The scorpions were so bad that they had to ask vacationing doctors to help with the antivenom.
californiamonty over 2 years ago
John was a dairy farmer and his cows always were blue ribbon winners at the country fair. His neighbor Joey had a prize stud bull. So one day, John called Joey and arranged for the services of the bull for John’s top award winning cow. Joey said, “No problem, but I can’t make it. I’ll have my daughter Suzy bring the animal over.” John replied, “Wonderful. I have to take care of a problem on the far side of the farm so my son, Jake, will be waiting for Suzy.” Suzy arrives and Jake is astounded at how pretty she is. While Jake and Suzy are sitting on the fence, the bull gets to business with the prize cow. Jake moves a little closer to Suzy and says, “You know, I’d like to be doing that right now, too”. Suzy tells him, “Go ahead. It’s your cow after all.”
Oddly enough, ’twas my mother who told me this joke.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Now I want to know how many Rubik’s cubes a person can solve while he’s stung by 500 scorpions
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
Bovine Viagra that tastes like toothpaste.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Some names are just fun to say.. Yttygran. Schenectady. Azusa. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapi.
Take care, may writer’s cramp sufferer Noah “Don’t Go To Canada They Call Z Zed” Webstord be with you, and gesundheit.
artegal over 2 years ago
Did anyone check to see if the Egyptians had ticked off God again?
joefearsnothing over 2 years ago
Steve’s BUTT light joke a couple of days ago reminded me of a story that I may have already told on RBION. If so, I apologize but I’m gonna chance it! A guy goes to the Urologist for his very first digital prostate exam and when he returns home his wife asks how it went! He said" Well it wasn’t fun I can tell you that!" “the doc had me drop my pants and my drawers (In Kentucky vernacular) and bend over from the waist.” “Then from behind me, he put his right hand on my shoulder and…….no wait…he put his left hand on……damn that sob put both hands on my shoulders!” Jofers out!
CJ Flintstone over 2 years ago
Climate change is so terrible, it even causes scorpion stings!
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Was this a sting operation?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
once again, some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands…
davidob over 2 years ago
Testy, testier, testiest.