Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 13, 2022

He bought one, got one free. Lost both. Typical.

I think it’s on his head.

Ha!

i have one of those

Years ago I learned there is no money to be made educating people.

A fool and his money are soon parted, but how did they get together in the first place?

Marketing a science directed at the lowest non-common denominator.

And she apparently hasn’t noticed how dumb Bertram is.