Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for December 08, 2021

“Stalking” his prey.

He needs to be fed.

You’re sitting on his bone.

Marm playing “The police”-dog:

Every seat you take

And every move you don’t make

Every sneeze for god’s sake

Every cake you bake

I’ll be watching you

He wants food.

I bet that this is just some weird game for the dog.

Phil Marm saw you bring a bag of treats into the house ;-)

He’s just waiting for you to get up so he can lie in your chair!

I think they do this to see how long it takes for humans to start feeling nervous.

He’s hoping you won’t be really hungry…

Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner, check your watch Phil.