Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 19, 2021

And smaller mosquitoes.

Santa’s not going to feel anything if that plugged stays seated on his lap long. Oh, the poor circulation.

Never too old, huh? OK, but maybe tooooo heavy! Boy, it starts to become concerning, once your belly grows bigger than Santa’s!

A plugger and Santa both have big bellies.

Santa we feel for you ! Mr Plugger were you a good boy this year ?

I always ask Santa for the same things..a red ferrari,a million dollars and a fat ugly blonde with no teeth. that way if she cheats i don’t care……

Too fat, maybe, but never too old

I want the same things, too ! Oh….and since I’m being greedy anyway, throw in some ice fishing gear, too.

Ditto for me.

I’m not a fisherman, but I sure would like a new pickup truck.

But the toys get more expensive.

And he gets a Ronco pocket fisherman, belly boat & a Hot-wheels truck. Which ain’t bad.

But may be little too big and heavy however…..

Church!

Another lovely tree! Thank you Rick!!!!!!! :)

OH PSHAW. This plugger NEVER fell for the ol’ “Santa’s lap” trick. I thank God for parents who let me in on the secret.