Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 30, 2021

Ground advances are the hardest.

They’re having a whale of a time.

And you’re gonna continue meeting resistance if you can’t get back in the water.

The sea was angry my friend as I walked out to the huge fish…

“The enemy keeps throwing buckets of water on us and shoving us back into the sea.”

Light em up so they become like glass

I can imagine that the second whale is thinking.. stupid generals, swimming in a nice pool..

The enemy has deployed the Oregon Highway Division.

Followed up by, “Headquarters, this is Cetacean Force One. What idiot planned this mission?”