F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 29, 2021

An invasive species.

If allowed to proliferate, they can eventually lead to drum circles, and ultimately, hippy jam fests.

I’m waiting for the self trimming topiary.

you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring

They’ve decided to call it the “Omicron Bush”.

A VERY nice shrubbery. NIH!

Gives new meaning to having a stick up your @$$.

…like my beard

If you can make it a “coffee bean bag bush”, you’ve got yourself a winner.

So the rose bush based bean bag chair didn’t work out?

I’d buy that.

Is that guy Roger?