Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 12, 2021

Or they’re hanging him.

Wanna bet?

Ah yes!! The Clark (aka “Sparky”) Griswald method!!

/SHMIRK/

Not any more!

Looks like he into hanging gardens now.

George is a devoted follower of Tim, the Toolman Taylor.

Like I said before, “The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me. Rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.”

Are you sure?

Just a moment, I think he may have come down for a break.

No he ain’t!

This isn’t funny any more. Recently, a man, putting up Xmas lights on the roof, fell off his roof and died. He left a wife and two kids.

George appears to have learned the art of Christmas decorating from Clark Griswold.

Correction, he’s hanging from the roof!!!

Well, hanging anyway.

or he was just a minute ago…..

Looks like the lights have a good ground connection.

Watch out for that tree, George!

In the immortal words of Inspector Clouseau, “Not anymore”.

“He’ll have to call you back. For him, it’s a stressful job, and he’s looking pretty strung out.

And – that’s the reason I only put lights on the bushes, now.