Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 16, 2021

Oh deer. (sorry. I’ll leave quietly)

Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)

Not one single piece be omitted

Snowed in and how funky and strong is his fight

It doesn’t matter ‘cause it’s reindeer feast night

“Donner Party. Table for eight.”

LOL!

One has to beware of rare man-eating talking deer.

A dinner invite for the Donner party. Hmmmm. Find out what the men-you is.

Even he isn’t big enough to feed all of them. There’s gonna be a Blitzen-krieg.

sommelier I would suggest a pairing with cocoa.

Ew..don’t give in to deer pressure.

Well, I’ll bet he doesn’t taste like chicken. Cookies, maybe; but not chicken.

I thought they could fly? Santa run out of ‘magic dust’?

You’re flying reindeer, so fly outta there without the big guy…

Good one Whammond!

Beware of SCSE (Santa Clause Spongiform Encephalopathy … aka Mad Santa Disease) …!

your joke should have read “It’s the Donder party”

No, no, it’s Donder! As in Donder und Blitzen (thunder and lightning in German).

Reindeer are herbivores, but it’s not their fault.