Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 27, 2021

Is she one of the Spite Girls?

Yeah, I wouldn’t order it, either.

You could buy this to give to someone special in your life.

Why PUMPKIN SPITE?

And the more you drink, the spicier he gets…..

PUMPKIN PFFFHT was taken.

Judging by the cup it looks more like pumpkin spit!

This strikes a bad gourd.

“We ran out of pumpkin spice and all the pumpkins are really bland. "

Have you ever seen a dish with pumpkin in it at one of these places?

I don’t know; the rather animated nature of the cup makes me think it’s been possessed by a pumpkin sprite.

Well, he seems to be a good fit for this customer. He looks pretty spiteful, too.

Can you imagine the peppermint bark mocha?!

I would throw it away.

Gotta taste and smell better than the alternative