Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 20, 2021

Or Adderall?

At least Bunny-buddy isn’t suicidally depressed.

Boa hugs are crushing

I assume this is about a children’s story that I forgot or I never knew?

They’re really more stealthy when getting ready to hug a creature to death and don’t make much noise.

Lepus lept

The rabbit left to go get his friend Ms. Porcupine…

Don’t you want to be my squeeze?

pick up lines you don’t want to hear.

pretty smart for a hare brain.

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Constrictors; they’re so overbearing. Almost feels like they’re suffocating you

No, NO, NO!

Not the *BUNNY!

(…scooting!..)