Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2021

But you can only use them at night time.

You’re supposed to lick stamps, not bite them.

What about forever and a day stamps. I’m holding my snake while commenting.

This caption works as well:

“Where we get perfin stamps”

He’ll still end up in the undead letter box.

Lol! Post office is sucking us dry alright! The more we pay, the slower and lousier the service! Get rid of .DeJoy!

With an attitude like that, he deserves to be canceled.

A Vampire Stamp?

Stampires

“Paradise By The Dashboard Light”?

“I vant to lick your gluuuue.”

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

Pitty the victem has perfs on all four sides.

We could have had jokes about this all too mortal coil.

Count Stampula!