Monty by Jim Meddick for November 16, 2021

Before I wake

Good grief, Monty! Your face in panel 3 is the stuff of nightmares, much scarier than the chupacabra!

that’s hilarious. :D

You know, medical science has developed a solution to OCS, Occasional Chupacabra Sightings, and it’s called Nocturna. With Nocturna, you’ll sleep soundly, free from the anxiety and strife associated with counting sheep. Reported side effects include: malaise, indifference, sloth, rectal itch, and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.

He could also take off his glasses and settle into that pillow a bit more comfortably. And I’d stop counting sheep. Too scary.

Those dudes pop into my dreams, too. Usually I’m sitting at a computer posting conservative views and then… AAHHA!

What are goat suckers doing with sheep?

A word to the wise: best not to go to sleep wearing glasses.

You want to sleep so be passive. Visualization and counting are very active things.

I believe that, technically, that’s a chupaoveja.

Monty cannot do anything right—not even counting sheep! Monstrous!

He sleeps with his glasses on?