WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 05, 2021

There’re all going to hell in a handbasket. hic.

Mark Twain, “Letters from the Earth” — letters written by Satan to his buddies back in Heaven. Pretty good stuff.

“Here. Take a good belt of this. In fact, finish it. Lemme pull up a chair and I’ll tell you all about it.”

That would explain a thing or two!

Just one bottle?

You know it’s not, God – You’re omniscient. That’s why You sent Your Son.

That Christmas party was LIT!!!

They rang his bell?

Simple answer: No. And YES.

In a word.. No. It’s about time to try something new, that flood thing didn’t work too well.. that COVID bug is taking out the wrong people.. Bring that suggestion box from the break room and see if there are any bright ideas in there.

Don’t worry. For the over-under on human civilization making it to 2100, bet the under

Why does it matter? It’s not like you plan to fix any problems.

The flood was a temporary fix and the pestilence just isn’t taking. Better call out the asteroid.