Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 04, 2021

How long is an eon again? Is it possible that Marigold has met dinosaurs?

“If memory serves…” In this case, it does!

What hasn’t Marigold told Phoebe countless times?

Marigold is also good at confusing mountains and mole-hills.

Are you Pete or Repeat but since you are a female don’t know? !

Time is a circle. Or something.

How old is Marigold? She used her horn to poke the singularity, causing the Big Bang.

Don’t say that Mari is a flaturtha!!!

How can they be untold eons if she keeps telling us about them?

Looks like Marigold’s short term memory may not be quite up to par with her long term one ;)

The reason the eons haven’t granted her much wisdom is that she spent most of them admiring herself.

Note that eon is 1 billion years.

legend has it that phoebe ryan took inspiration from this ep for her “fantasy” music video