Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 01, 2021

You could ghostwrite it.

Not a ghost of a chance that Dave would escape blame

You wouldn’t want me to write you a job reference anyway. Because as a bodyguard you suck.

“I can’t do that, Dave …”

I have no body so there’s no body to guard – hence no need for a bodyguard.

Wraith wrath

Is there some particular reason why he won’t be able to give him a positive job reference?

I’m still guarding it at the cemetery. You never said I had to keep it alive.

It,s Monday, huh Dave???

Is he a ghost, or was he reincarnated as soft-serve ice cream?

Don’t fire him yet. He still needs to guard your body from Eyegor.

This is the 3d ghost themed cartoon I’ve read today. Must be the “post Halloween” effect.

Funny to have a cigar when you look like smoke.

“That’s fine, boss, because as far as I’m concerned, you’re dead to me, now.”