WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 03, 2021

The most dangerous one (to you or me) is the one that’s threatening you or me right now.

Crikey mate, but she’s a beauty.

Which one of them is in denial?

Who’s.. the “they”? Missguided fools whoever they are, everyone knows kittens are the most dangerous, what with sharp teeth and claws.

I don’t trust a guy who has no elbows.

There are times when the long view is called for, Jimmy, but this is not one of them.

“No, deer kill more people than crocodiles. So just calm down.”

Get the hot sauce. Remember, crocs put that sh.t on everything.

Actually, the most dangerous species of all is the mosquito, responsible for as many as 1,000,000 deaths per year by spreading diseases. #2 are snakes followed by man’s best friend(?)… dogs, freshwater snails, tsetse flies, Ascaris roundworms, Hippopotamuses and coming in at #8, Nile & saltwater crocodiles accounting for about 1000 deaths per year.

Why am I reminded of Jumanji 2: The Next Level?

It really depends on whether you mean dangerous as an individual (an average crocodile is more dangerous than an average human) or as a species (I don’t think any other Earth population causes as much damage to the planet as humans).

One less human will be good for the planet.

Reminds me of Mutual Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. " Watch big Jim my assistant wrestle with the dangerous beast while I Marlon Perkins stay safely in the boat!"

Yes Jimmy, very high on the list.

It is the hippopotamus, but o-k.