Maybe its a sympathetic magic technique to blight the corn and grape crops. In such a spell, whatever is done to a sample specimen, such as boiling a grape or some corn, can be made to happen to masses of the same things. A heat wave during growing season, perhaps.
I only wished those supply problems were our only, or biggest problems. They do make an easy target for people afraid to stick their necks out and go after the real problems, though.
During the depression people just added more water to the soup when relatives arrived unannounced. The supply chain was a stolen chicken (when available).
I was at my local grocery store yesterday. They had almost no Gatorade. They had almost no frozen waffles. Only one brand of frozen french fries, but I suspect it would have been gone in a few hours, since they were out of them the last time I was there.
Bad news for people craving junk. On the other hand, they had plenty of real food.
Welcome to the long emergency. By the way, the pandemic wiped out the fracking boom. Hubberts Peak turned into a plateau for a decade, expect a Thelma and Louise style recovery.
An old joke was where an American and a Russian both die and are damned. They are told there are two hells, Soviet Hell and American Hell. When asked the difference, the imp says “In American Hell you must eat one cup of mud per day. In Soviet Hell you must eat two cups of mud.” The American elects to go to American Hell, but the Russian opts for Soviet Hell. Years later they meet again.
American: “My friend, you made a mistake. In American Hell all I need to do is have my cup of mud in the morning then I can do whatever I want for the rest of the day.”
Russian: “Nyet comrade, I am afraid you made the mistake. Half the time in Soviet Hell there is no mud, and the other half of the time there are no cups.”
GOGOPOWERANGERS over 2 years ago
Bubble bubble supply chains toiled and troubled
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe its a sympathetic magic technique to blight the corn and grape crops. In such a spell, whatever is done to a sample specimen, such as boiling a grape or some corn, can be made to happen to masses of the same things. A heat wave during growing season, perhaps.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
could’a saved MacBeth a lotta trouble.
FrankErnesto over 2 years ago
I only wished those supply problems were our only, or biggest problems. They do make an easy target for people afraid to stick their necks out and go after the real problems, though.
The Nodding Head over 2 years ago
Can you imagine our grandparents complaining that the day was ruined because their favorite flavor of hummus wasn’t available?
ibFrank over 2 years ago
Isn’t amazing that Biden is responsible for the Global Supply Chain problems, I thought that he was only the president of the USA.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
The horror, the horror!!!!! They are running short of beer bottles and cans and wine bottles!!! Oh! The Humanities!!!!
The Love of Money is . . . over 2 years ago
During the depression people just added more water to the soup when relatives arrived unannounced. The supply chain was a stolen chicken (when available).
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
I don’t know; candy corn and M&Ms work pretty well.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Damp, coarse sponge: brains
Twisted chenille stems: spider
Pretzel sticks: petrified rat tails
Dried apricots: dried-up tongues
Thread: spiderwebs
Cooked, cold spaghetti noodles: worms or veins
Peeled grapes: eyeballs
Dried apple slices: ears
Blanched, peeled tomato: heart
Fake fur: dead animal
Tines of a plastic fork: vampire teeth
Soft flour tortilla: skin (can add a little oil)
Feed corn: teeth
Cornsilk: hair
Baby dill pickles with pistachio shells pushed into the tip: witches’ fingers
Overcooked rice with raisins in cooking oil: rotting maggots and bugs
Small peeled potatoes stuck together with chenille stems: spiders
I Play One On TV over 2 years ago
I was at my local grocery store yesterday. They had almost no Gatorade. They had almost no frozen waffles. Only one brand of frozen french fries, but I suspect it would have been gone in a few hours, since they were out of them the last time I was there.
Bad news for people craving junk. On the other hand, they had plenty of real food.
Daeder over 2 years ago
Something wicked is delayed in this way coming.
GiantShetlandPony over 2 years ago
Good news for me. I prefer grapes (unpeeled) and popcorn balls!
freshmeet2030 over 2 years ago
I’m sure “locally sourced” rather than imported would make for a better potion, anyway.
ferddo over 2 years ago
Gingrich only has two eyes – haven’t these witches already used those up?
wildthing over 2 years ago
Welcome to the long emergency. By the way, the pandemic wiped out the fracking boom. Hubberts Peak turned into a plateau for a decade, expect a Thelma and Louise style recovery.
USN1977 over 2 years ago
An old joke was where an American and a Russian both die and are damned. They are told there are two hells, Soviet Hell and American Hell. When asked the difference, the imp says “In American Hell you must eat one cup of mud per day. In Soviet Hell you must eat two cups of mud.” The American elects to go to American Hell, but the Russian opts for Soviet Hell. Years later they meet again.
American: “My friend, you made a mistake. In American Hell all I need to do is have my cup of mud in the morning then I can do whatever I want for the rest of the day.”
Russian: “Nyet comrade, I am afraid you made the mistake. Half the time in Soviet Hell there is no mud, and the other half of the time there are no cups.”
john_chubb over 2 years ago
The best witches self-source all their essential supplies.