Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 05, 2021

Queen of the backhanded compliments

Time to leave, my friend. This does not bode well for your future…

Despite? Me thinks not. Because of.

And there’s another one! Should have kept your mouth shut.

Yeah, well that’s your opinion, Big Nose.

With all your faults I love you still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKu5Vyukp0E

It’s her fault.

This relationship has about as much staying power as a candle in the wind, which is where he should be headed.

She talks funny. She meant fleas.

And SHE has no flaws? I do not see stigmata on her ankles or wrists.

See? He’s an obsessive counter! :)

Swipe left,,,, swipe left!!!!!

Only four manys? Wow, he’s lucky! :)

His reply should be, “You know it’s funny but I feel the same way about you”. Her reaction will be a good indication if there is going to be any give and take in the relationship.

“…and I can’t wait to show you all those flaws and how to fix them…”

Dude! RUN!