Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 28, 2021

Oh my, I particularly love this! The sloth is my spirit animal.

The creature learned it from Chuck Norris.

Ninja sloth?! ROTF!! I love sloths.

Wow! He’s fast when he wants to be (when candy is involved).

I will be warning my daughter to watch out for the Ninja Sloth this year.

When I was a kid, half of my Halloween take would mysteriously disappear by morning. I always suspected my mom, now I know it was the Ninja Sloth.

You must be the candy

If only I could swipes picanic baskets so quickly.

Ninja sloth strikes again!

Is this one a repeat? I am having some sloth deja vu.

He is so fast that he appears not to have moved. For his next “trick or treat” he will put the candy back “without moving”.

That branch is going to snap!

He chose the name Ninja Sloth to hide his true ability (stopping time). The transition from panel 3 to 4 was actually a tedious 7 hour slog.

Took me a minute- just noticed how much fatter he is in panel 4!

Now you see it….now you don’t! HUH? Waaaa happened?

Shinobi Witches Be Loco! (And Wouldn’t Lose Their Candy!)

Bueno.

I LOVE Ninja Sloth!!!

Sloths – quick when it counts.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

hahaha! it took me a minute!

Sloths only appear slow. They move at lightning speed, it appears.

They get to choose. They got the trick

Ninja Sloth is truly awesome!

And then the bough breaks.