Sounds kind of like what Southwest Air is telling us, yeah?
But seriously, folks: Do they make their tools from scratch too? Plastic stock? Lumber and paint? The world IS interconnected, and actual Santa (aka the parental conspiracy) has kept up… the elves need to join the era.
Oh and even the parental conspiracy is going to have rough going this year. We’re planning to give gift cards. After all, the only kids left are one grandkid (Sr. in HS) and one great-grand (recently “enrolled” in a pre-K experience).
The materials to do so have to come from somewhere. The North Pole has little more than snow around it, and that’s rapidly disappearing. Wood, nails, screws, paint, plastic, glass, etc. all has to come from materials procured elsewhere.
I suppose the MAGA crowd will tell their kids that the Chinese elves are responsible for them getting nothing they wanted for Christmas. . . . but the Chinese kids are !
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Sounds kind of like what Southwest Air is telling us, yeah?
But seriously, folks: Do they make their tools from scratch too? Plastic stock? Lumber and paint? The world IS interconnected, and actual Santa (aka the parental conspiracy) has kept up… the elves need to join the era.
Oh and even the parental conspiracy is going to have rough going this year. We’re planning to give gift cards. After all, the only kids left are one grandkid (Sr. in HS) and one great-grand (recently “enrolled” in a pre-K experience).
ollou90 over 2 years ago
^ ^ ^ KE, neither is the capitalist version as of late.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Bu . . . bu . . . Santa. Magic is all well and good. But you gotta have the stuff to make the stuff. Can’t make it out of thin air.
dflak over 2 years ago
The question is, do you want to go back to the “good old days” when the pandemic shut down demand?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s all Biden’s fault of course. Just ask the trolls!!
magicwalnut Premium Member over 2 years ago
Okay, but I wish the cat food people would get their supply chain open!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Santa will be treading a pine line.
Patjade over 2 years ago
The materials to do so have to come from somewhere. The North Pole has little more than snow around it, and that’s rapidly disappearing. Wood, nails, screws, paint, plastic, glass, etc. all has to come from materials procured elsewhere.
Frankfreak over 2 years ago
https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-helped-ignite-george-floyd-riots-identified-white/story?id=72051536&fbclid=IwAR091Wn6hTKbpaYMSPRgqW_IEhH-pNzePqwDwxAAVxTsCZIvbM6s3KATE8o
The Love of Money is . . . over 2 years ago
I suppose the MAGA crowd will tell their kids that the Chinese elves are responsible for them getting nothing they wanted for Christmas. . . . but the Chinese kids are !
AMBER1 over 2 years ago
Yeah, but you need some raw materials in order to make something out of it. ;)Don’t you?