Strange Brew by John Deering for October 18, 2021

I’ve been tippy-toeing on a foot with no name…

Just trying to make the morgue a friendlier place.

Hello Newman.

“My name’s June; what’s yours?”

What do you call toe martial arts? Toe-fu!

Well that certainly put some mirth in my morning!

Using the conventional standard.

Actually, it’s a misspell. The deceased was animated +Hirim Bob_

It was actually descriptive; they found him decapitated in a lake.

One must have a sense of humor when working in the morgue….

“Hi! I used to be Bob!”

“Hi! I’m not Bob. Bob’s your uncle.”

I suppose I should also cancel the meet and greet then.

toe tags, just the final use bye date

A little, in house humor!

“Save that for the guy who drowned.”

Don’t just put the first name, put “Hello, my name is Bob, and I’m an antivaxxer.”

Yer inna toe-away zone, pal.