Chip Bok for October 09, 2021

And this is a flaccid attempt at fake cartooning.

Better than a fake president in the real Whitehouse. Dolt 45 told more lies than actual facts.

Chippy got so much practice swallowing vicious lies from the last guy that he thinks everything is a lie.

Blather. Though I suspect that he did use some kind of background at one point. Didn’t bother to chase it down: Who cares? (Nobody… except folks who are lying about his ability, leadership, etc.).

Is this the crap Fox is saying these days?

Funny looking Trump you drew there, Baghdad Bok.

Even if he did really say those things, he still over 30,000 behind the last guy.

—) At least he is not “humping” the American flag, as DJT used to do. How many soiled flags had to be destroyed as a result of those hugs? (—

Border is closed. He does have a plan to cover costs in his program. The problem is that the GOP listens only to their “dear leader” who is a con man

The border is a disaster thanks to Puppet Biden’s incompetence.

Yup.. the real president is still down in that bunker.

It may be in a padded room.

These armchair generals think they know the answers. They complain we should have stayed, yet complain when we have to raise the debt ceiling because we threw away a trillion dollars on a war. Maroons.

Like L. Benson, Bok panders to the RWNJs!

Trump

“the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe”

“You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero,”

“Mexico will pay for it”

“We’re signing a health care plan within two weeks, a full and complete health care plan that the Supreme Court decision on DACA gave me the right to do.”

“infrastructure week”

“Our first lady has been a woman of great grace and beauty and dignity. And so popular with the people, so popular with the people.”

“We took care of the vets, 91 percent approval rating.”

“All Americans were horrified by the assault on our capital. Political violence is an attack on everything we cherish as Americans. It can never be tolerated.”

“I immediately deployed the National Guard and federal law enforcement to secure the building and expel the intruders. America is, and must always be, a nation of law and order.”

“So if you read my speech — and many people have done it, and I’ve seen it both in the papers and in the media, on television — it’s been analyzed, and people thought that what I said was totally appropriate….they’ve analyzed my speech and words and my final paragraph, my final sentence, and everybody, to the T, thought it was totally appropriate.”

“My campaign vigorously pursued every legal avenue to contest the election results. My only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote. In so doing, I was fighting to defend American democracy.”

“The American people pleaded with Washington to finally secure the nation’s borders. I am pleased to say we answered that plea and achieved the most secure border in U.S. history.”

“…along with more than 450 miles of powerful new wall.”

“The world respects us again. Please don’t lose that respect.”

“Like all of you, I was shocked and deeply saddened by the calamity at the Capitol last week.”

“We’re going to the southern border. As you know, we’ve completed the wall.”

So. None of the things Bok puts into the mouth of Biden was ever actually said, and then Bok completely overlooks everything lied about by Biden’s predecessor. Typical Bok Cartoon.

but but but … the border IS closed thanks to 45 completing his big beautiful wall! … you know the one that he declared a fake national emergency to finance even though it meant taking money from our soldiers. I’m so glad he finished it, and we are now all safe from the horrifying threats of … ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! *scary music plays in the background… a woman shrieks … fade to black"

DJT told 40,000 lies in four years, plus another 10,000 during the 2016 campaign. Did little Chippie mention that in the last five years? Of course not, no self-respecting GOP flack would!

Oh, and getting out of Afghanistan with only 14 casualties, was a success, and the plan is paid for. The border is not, and will never be closed, even Chippies buddy Donnie couldn’t do that, even when he called out the national guard!

Actually, Biden does not know where he is?

Liberalism is a disease.

TFB