Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 11, 2021

Would you quit droning about how your drone downed my drone.

That you’d better xyzpdq.

Graduates of the new Army. Seeking people violating Cultural Appropriation with a hell fire missile.

I’d say something but I know they are listening. FYI I put tinfoil on my roof before the metal so I only have to wear the hat when I go out now, yet my wife still seems unpleased.

I am the eye in the sky Looking at you, I can read your mind. I am the maker of rules Dealing with fools. I can cheat you blind. And I don’t need to see any more To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind.

Me taking out the garbage to the curb?

Ground control to Major peeping Tom.

…a burned out city in Wisconsin. Other General: “Aftermath of a peaceful protest?”

Checking out the chicks at the nude beach.

Shouldn’t they be wearing Space Farce uniforms?

PKD.