Herman by Jim Unger for October 12, 2021

One time I was 38.

If you are not moving, you might be able to confuse debt collectors this way.

Mr. crafty.

He’s come unhinged.

Very good today.

I’m sorry but 37 is taken. You’ll have to move somewhere else.

“The bathroom? Take the door on the right. Then you can hop in the shower.”

Sometimes we should not take things literally. That is, unless you DO have a trampoline in your shower.

How do some get through life…?

His new apartment doesn’t have a door with 37 on it already? It must be a cheap apartment complex.

Aisle 37, of course.

I once worked at a company that was “69 Main Street.” Darn hard to get the pizza places to take me seriously when I wanted delivery.

“Idiot! Those doors ONLY come in a twelve!”

Good to see he’s moving on up in life.

The previous place has an open door policy now.

The sad thing is that I can see people doing this for real.