Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for October 13, 2021

Quite the “tongue” lashing.

I hope that that waitress is like the old Timex watches…takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

He’s making her wish she hadn’t cooked for him.

That’s a wet compliment.

Since it’s a comic strip, we’ll ignore the fact that this would not be possible in a restaurant, as far as I know.

How did Marmaduke get in that restaurant without a necktie??

Yes, the steak tartar was delicious!

Marmaduke but no kids ?

at a restaurant with a huge dog?

There are a few places that cater to dogs with fresh meals, not just canned or kibbled. IIRC there’s one in NYC and 2 or 3 in LA and some scattered in a few large cities across the US of A.

“Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to never show up here again.”