Useful & addictive enough everyone wants one & feels nekkid without, thinking only weirdos wouldn’t join in. Tracking advances should drastically reduce police work because you know who was at the scene of the crime when. If you’re not hiding something, why care? Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I’ve been waiting a month for my new iMac. Nothing is running quickly at Apple right now.
Baarorso over 2 years ago
Do Android phones have tracking chips in them? I don’t know. If not, it might be a good alternative. ;D
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Most of these phones have tracking devices in them, that’s how they know where there are traffic jams.
Guybrush Threepwood over 2 years ago
Can you stop your constant propaganda and go back being a comic? Even if I do agree with you for the most part, it’s got annoying.
Also, you may want to go watch the FDA report on the third dose: https://twitter.com/VikeKang/status/1439011760862867456
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
Remember when the first iPhone launch was carefully stage managed because it probably wouldn’t work? Ah, good times, good times.
brit-ed over 2 years ago
They do have location tracking chips but you’re allowed to turn that off…
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
It amazes me how stupid some are….
Doctor Toon over 2 years ago
I’m that dinosaur who doesn’t have a phone
My wife has one and there are times I could use one, but not enough to justify the expense
My online life is mostly comics and I prefer to pay bills with cash or money orders
I’m not off the grid and not trying to be, but I’m closer to the edge than most
ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Useful & addictive enough everyone wants one & feels nekkid without, thinking only weirdos wouldn’t join in. Tracking advances should drastically reduce police work because you know who was at the scene of the crime when. If you’re not hiding something, why care? Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.