Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 31, 2021

Gingerbread ninjas?

Happy Halloween!

Before you take a bite out of the roof, you better ask yourself, is that icing or bird poop on it?

Do you know the muffin man?….well, DO YOU?

Great drawing. Worth looking at closely.

Gingerbread houses are better for Christmas holidays!

Don’t look now, but they kidnapped your kid!

Booo …m …!

Witches…Who Get Diabetes From Too Much Gingerbread House…Be Loco!

I’d rather have the Sugar Plum Fairy, thanks.

Turns out it didn’t matter that they couldn’t catch him, they just had to follow his tracks back to his house.

A gingerbread man lives in a gingerbread house

And he wonders if he is made of house

Or if the house is made of him

And he screams, for he does not know

Happy Hallowe’en

The haulers on Utube are doing Christmas decorations and hauls this month. A big haul are the ginger bread houses that have been in stores all month. They skipped from Fall to Christmas—I guess Turkey Day doesn’t count.

Those kids are eating the gingerbread man out of house and home…