Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 30, 2021

That doesn’t sound gouda.

No one listens to Admiral Ackbar

Grandma always used bacon fat on her mousetraps. Worked like a charm.

Sure. You first!

Until seeing one in real life, I always thought mice were master carpenters who made neat little mouse holes. Either that or I got stuck with a mouse who was more into The Humanities, couldn’t be bothered to make a decent entrance to his home.

[insert Admiral Ackbar meme here]

I’ll take a miss on the swiss, miss.

“Sure….but you first”

You’ll be able to safely nibble the Swiss after your buddy has sprung the trap for you.

Swiss? Well, that’s no Gouda…

I’ll spring for it.

I can’t believe mice have their own flat screen TVs?

Go a head.

I’ll get the cheese and be back in a SNAP!