Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 25, 2021

Mars and Earth aren’t married? Well I never…

So, who’s Venus dating?

Mars was mooning the earth. Don’t get me started on Uranus.

The moon actually came from the Big Bang. It just randomly came when the universe exploded.

Theia is the name of the hypothetic planet. Google it.

Mercury rising got Venus’s attention

“Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!”

Why are you shocked Hammy ? You made a baby in a blender.

These storylines have gone stale lately. They need to bring.George back :)

Vern should know that Professor Larry Asphaug just published a paper on how a single impact by Theia (the body that collided with Earth to form the Moon) would not have produced a Moon with isotopes from earth. Modeling showed that at least two impacts by Theia were needed and would have happened somewhere between 100,000 and a million years apart. (see Space.com for more info.)

Where is George? Where is George? Everyone now, WHERE IS GEORGE???

No, the sun and the earth had a baby, called the moon, which is why it revolves around both. Forget Mars, Mars is planning to blow up the earth, because it holds as a barrier between it and Venus, but Venus is stuck in a love triangle with Mars and Mercury. It is all so confusing.