Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2021

But at least he’s doing it in a scientific manner.

An example of rye humor.

The grass is greener on the other slide.

You would never see Calvin cycle 2-carboxy 3-keto 1,5-biphosphoribotol cleaved with that microscope.

Multi-tasking. He’s also sitting on a Wet Paint sign. Talk about near sighted.

But he’s able to make seems that cool.

My Hobbies: Watching Grass Grow, Collecting Used Tennis Balls, inspecting the inside of my eyelids

I keep forgetting that Monty actually has a PhD

I worked on printers that used latex ink. So when the prints were coming out you stood there and literally watched paint dry.

Coulda been worse. Coulda been golf.

So there is no old adage: A watched lawn never grows?

Excitement is in the eye of the beholder.

Let Monty and his microscope alone, he can not get into any trouble that way. Might find a cure for fungus or crabgrass.

looks like he’s smoked too much grass…

Well, we can say Monty is easily pleased….

Monty’s a chlorophylliac.