Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 14, 2021

Trout’s uncle is Ben Shapiro?

A path I never wanted to follow.

Hmmm… She doesn’t have a computer, so it’s probably not because she’s been watching old episodes of “Quincy” on YouTube…

Maybe she thinks a “pathologist” has something to do with finding your way in the woods… or making walkways out of pebbles in the garden.

Remember, Agnes, never try to eat anything bigger than your head.

I’m thinking of naming my fantasy league “Trout’s Uncles”.

Trout’s mother talks about god all the time and if her uncle wasn’t holding her mother down, she’d already be in heaven (or maybe she’s in heaven when he’s holding her down.)

Hope she likes 12 years of Biology, and especially the dissection of animals….

wait, i’d heard that the uncle was a rancid urologist…