Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 18, 2021

Maybe Trout should write Agnes’ biography.

Good old spellcheck.

And that was meant as a compliment.

I wouldn’t repeat a lot of what Trout says if I was Agnes

I wouldn’t repeat a lot of what Agnes says if I was Agnes

when it comes to autobiography, agnes is still doing it by hand…

Cutibacterium agnes.

How picayune, Trout! :-)

Or not…

Spell check is checking stuff written on paper now ? Wow ! Where have I been ?

Speaking of insults, one of my favorite is from Star Trek TOS when a Klingon refers to Kirk as “a tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of godhood”.

This one made me laugh.

good evening ladies and germs.

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise

by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it’s weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o’er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker’s

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault’s with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word’s fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

I thought this comic was her biography?