Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 02, 2021

How did you even get up there in the first place?

I would have figured that by this time in life you would have learned how to fall off a bar-stool. Plus all the alcohol you consume, that you would be quite limp when you do fall.

I’m not very athletic but I am an athletic supporter

i was walking to the bar when my trainer blew out…

Tangentially athletic anyway.

Trying to tie his running shoes…

You damn fool, you are no shape to be at a sports bar.

Talk about “lowering the bar”.

I’ve known a couple of sports bars where there were injuries to the patrons than to the players on the field.

I think he’s setting the bar too low.