Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 14, 2021

And that’s why she kinda doesn’t like you, Rip!

It’s a wonder that Rip gets anything done. All he thinks about is pancakes.

He must have a hell of a metabolism, otherwise he would look like Jenkins!

Wheee! That was fun. Do that again!

This is like the umpteenth time Rip jumps out of a speeding vehicle, most of the time unscathed albeit a little. Pre and post catpocalypse.

I think Rip just enjoys that feeling of weightlessness before hitting the ground.

Thrill-seeker Rip!!!

ka-ihop

Either Rip owes Cobra a new pair of stockings (at least,) for having her go out looking for this ex of hers dressed like that, or, Cobra forgot what always seems to happen when you go driving with Rip when he’s on a case.

Ka-WHEEEEE!

KA-BAIL OUT!

I guess it’s been a while since Cobra’s done this sort of thing.

KA-Whoops!! We forgot the ka-sound effects today.

Only Rip would find fun in nearly being blown to bits.

If only the car had some kind of giant pancake airbags, they wouldn’t have needed to bail out.

Sorry to insert realism into Rip Haywire but don’t bail out of your car in mid-accident. You probably won’t have a chance — everything is generally over really quickly. But if it happens… stay in the car. It’s designed to absorb impacts that would crush every bone in your body.

I’m not saying stay in the vehicle after the accident. Just don’t jump out in mid air.